thedicepaladin:

When you get to flex some random ass information you know that will help with a puzzle/something that would never be relevant otherwise:

wizardshark:

its-films-squid:

jamesyouth:

i love everything about this

When they say “boys will be boys” this is what they mean

i literally quote this video DAILY. The last millisecond where they all lose it, just a loud OUUAUAHH– cut off

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sharingtoast:

stimman3000:

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larkiaquail:

thehighwayphantom:

cornfield-cryptid:

cruzfucker69:

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

Game of Walking Bad

why the fuck is this so funny

thatll-do:

daydreamerofyesterday:

vichy:

vichy:

my family used to have this sort of abstract watercolour painting up in our dining room, it was there as early as i can remember, and i always hated it. one day when i was like ten my mom came up to me, and i guess handed me something but i dont remember what, and she was like “can you put this on the shelf, by the bird painting?”

and i was like “..the what?”

and she was like “the painting of the bird on the branch. can you put it there” and she pointed to the abstract painting

and i was like “how is that a bird”

and she said “well what do you think it is?”

and was like “it’s a beached whale with a giant eye, blowing blood out of its blow hole onto the legs of a guy who’s running away”

..and i guess my mom thought that was like funny or weird or something so she told my dad about it, and he immediately said “oh, you mean the reindeer painting?”

since you guys wanted to see it

where the fuck is the reindeer

right there

copperbadge:

The only correct reaction. 

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strudelkaboodle:

existenceisanillusion:

Delete this

emmersdrawberry:

amayabikuni:

kaijutegu:

kaijutegu:

My fucking roomba woke me up at 5 am to tell me she’s stuck near a cliff.

The base of the fan counts as a cliff now, i see.

He was very scared

save him